Twin Bing Suffer-ing

Bryan's asked why I look so angry in this photo:

photo courtesy of Lois Brunnert

I think it's pretty obvious: my Mylar number kept flapping in the wind, my Udy Proje~ helmet kept dripping sweat in my eyes, and my "bastard love-child of Rocknasium & Trek Store of Omaha" kit fairly ruined my sartorial sang-froid.

Plus, I'm fat. And that damn hill sucked.